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1. how will Maui look when she grows old? An old painted lady with tits as hard as rocks?
2. Reporting the mean daily temperature is not a weather forecast, guys dont even need thermometers to know how cold it is, all they have to do is approximate the mean spherical volume of their gonads - the colder it is, the smaller they are.
3. Noticed how brewing storms for the past year almost always veers upwards from bicol? I attribute this to global warming, Nasser (a woman from masbate attributes this to her placing an upright broomstick beside her door. Maybe she should ask PAGASA to replace the cloud seeding project with build a great broomstick project to ward of storms. It will be the 3rd man made structure seen from outer space.
4. What's so porny about nipples? I mean, girls can show almost any amount of cleavage, even show almost the whole breast and its ok. Let one nipple peek and all hell breaks loose. In that case, can we just cover them with padded bottle caps?
5. Speaking about breasts, why is it ok to show the upper half and considered promiscuous to show the lower half? It's the same with butt cheeks too.
6. Chacha issue is alive yet again. Is Gloria the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte?
7. Every year, there seems to be less and less fireworks during Christmas and New Year. Is this an economic barometer? Or have Pinoys finally grown tired of seeing grown men wail like babies as their fingerless hands are sewn back together? He he
8. People driving around in noisy motorcycles at night should not be fined. Their heads should be strapped next to their motorcycle's muffler while the throttle's revved full power.
9. Several months ago, I've discovered that Chickens (the 45 day variant) don't need any Roosters to lay their eggs. They just eat a special type of feed and they'll start laying eggs all year long. That's scary.. Will the future of mankind be womankind too? With the recent advancements in genetic engineering, will weener carrying humans be phased out?
10. Driving around Cam Sur, one would almost think that Villafuerte is a consumer goods brand right there with Smart, Coca-cola, Bmeg and Palmolive what with Villafuerte painted on almost all the public school buildings, roadstops, waiting sheds, barrangay halls, Plaza's, pedestrian overpasses (on a two lane road mind you), even public rocks!! O_o reminds me of a dog peeing everywhere to mark his territory. He he he
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