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The Katrina Halili scandal became officialy available in the internet this week and one could almost hear the whole country's internet backbone groan in complaint of the massive surge of recent traffic. Ironically, while the representative groups, the religious and political leaders of our country are indignantly condemming the perversion of all perversions that is the sex scandal, the rest of the country are scrambling all over the internet looking for download and video streaming sites containing the said scandalous and perverted video.
Surprisingly too, girls seems to be as interested and sometimes even more determined to find the video than guys. I could hear them giggling beside me in the internet cafe as they viewed, discected and discussed the different positions shown on the clip as well as the size and rigidity of something I wasnt too eager to know more about. I suspect that for girls, scandal videos are the ulmitate reality show. The most juicy [figuratively] and basest of all tube shows that shows a woman that must be going through the worst moment in her life. And while guys don't generally care if they watch the video muted or not [don't ask why, he he], girls seem to be very very interested in what the characters are saying while doing the act. They would even play the video back repeatedly while straining their ears to understand the muffled conversations [the medical transcriptionists are usually better at this]
Case in point is the I love you bhebhe scandal where the woman starts off in the bed staring lovingly at her man holding the camcorder while saying some mushy words:
"I love you bhebhe, happy anniversary, sana mag mature na tayo pareho.. Sana di na tayo away ng away" [I hope both of us grow more mature, I hope we don't argue often anymore]
For some reason, girls find this very very funny and memorable, recounting the lines verbatim everytime we touch the topic.
Of course, what happened after the girl said those lines didnt help. After running out of mushy words to say, the girl trailed off and asked:
"O anong rin masasabi mo?" [do you have something to say too?] and the guy answered.
"Eh maghubad ka na" [take off your clothes]
Upon which the girl proceeded to blow the guy while mumbling some endearments in between slurps.
O_o ... That's wicked..
Then there was this Lasalle scandal where the girl said while the guy was taking a close up video of her privates:
"papatayin talaga kita, pag lumabas tong video na to" [I'll kill you if this video gets out]
And the whole country giggled at that line.
Guys are no better.. One of my college friends know that my work is netbased.. Upon learning that the Katrina Halili video came out, he texted me immediately to ask for a copy of the video.. Preferably one that can be played through his phone.o_O
And yesterday, while browsing through the new DVDs of a hole in the wall stall, two groups of guys came in asking if the store manager already have a copy of the katrina halili video.
It's no wonder that the porn industry drives much of the progress today in industries like virtual reality, robotics and internet commerce. Apparently, 'perversion' is an expensive habit and a profitable business. Just now, there are already 159,000 search results for katrina halili scandal in google and more than 500,000 average monthly searches for pinoy scandal related videos according to the google keyword tool. o_O
Now our own senate is at it again - Investigating the sex scandal of katrina halili this time. Moreover, they have already subpoenaed the 3 women concerned to appear before them and to have them checked by a shrink for trauma [as if appearing before the national media because of their scandals where everyone can oogle at them while reviewing the sex videos will help]
Is it just me or does it seem that our senate is doing nothin else but investigate one case after another like a local version of CSI? [one which doesnt solve a lot of cases, he he]. Senator Revilla even gave a thundering sermon against 'the ultimate of perverts' whereupon someone saw it fit to remind him that he himself had a sex video scandal way back in 2002. o_O Does that make him the Runner Up to the ultimate of perverts?
Another celebrity was also heard saying that Katrina should have refrained from having sex in the first place because it is bad. o_O A line from the bible comes to mind.. 'let her without a sin cast the first stone'. Ehe he.. Maybe she should get herself sewn up.
On another note, the mother of all whistle blowers [one that broke open the Hello Garci scandal] from the NBI recently passed away and some people are recommending that he should become a national hero.
Reading the discussions on the internet though, the hundreds of posts that hail Hayden as the new pinoy idol, a poll that asks who will vote for Hayden as the next president, the thousand of posts pleading for a link, and several others proclaiming the date of the release of the sex scandal a national sperm spraying day, one could almost infer that its Dr. Hayden that the people want to be their next national hero. Right up there beside Dr. Jose Rizal.
O_o
I wonder what his monument would look like?
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